Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"Don't Drink, Don't Smoke"

A conversation at work:

Coworker: "Melissa, are you going to to work holiday party."

Me: "I'm planning on it."

CW: "Oh, good. I'm excited to get wasted with you!!"

Me: "Oh, I'm not much of a drinker."

CW: "Oh really, why not?"

Me: "I'm just not really into it."

CW: "Oh no! The only reason I was going was to see you drunk and hang out with you wasted!!"

Me: "Sorry to disappoint you baby cakes."

I guess I'm breaking hearts one sober night at a time.

1 comment:

Davis said...

I think a company party is a good reason to take a skippy.