A conversation at work:
Coworker: "Melissa, are you going to to work holiday party."
Me: "I'm planning on it."
CW: "Oh, good. I'm excited to get wasted with you!!"
Me: "Oh, I'm not much of a drinker."
CW: "Oh really, why not?"
Me: "I'm just not really into it."
CW: "Oh no! The only reason I was going was to see you drunk and hang out with you wasted!!"
Me: "Sorry to disappoint you baby cakes."
I guess I'm breaking hearts one sober night at a time.