Thursday, January 31, 2008

"Prank Calls"

If you can't already tell.. We've been spending a lot of time watching election coverage. I thought these were a pretty funny break from the usual seriousness....

Obama read the Top 10 a couple of weeks ago... I thought it was pretty funny...

10. To keep the budget balanced, I’ll rent the situation room for sweet sixteens.
9. I will double your tax money at the craps table.
8. Appoint Mitt Romney secretary of lookin’ good.
7. If you bring a gator to the White House, I’ll wrassle it.
6. I’ll put Regis on the nickel.
5. I’ll rename the tenth month of the year “Barack-tober.”
4. I won’t let Apple release the new and improved Ipod the day after you bought the previous model.
3. I’ll find money in the budget to buy Letterman a decent hairpiece.
2. Pronounce the word nuclear, nuclear.
1. Three words: Vice President Oprah.

One of the Romney bro's pulled a pretty funny prank on their dad.. Check it out...

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

“Watching the Wheels”

10 Random Things I’m Doing Today….

1. Singing the John Lennon song “Watching the Wheels.” On Saturday Davis and I were shopping down in SoHo, and I can’t remember what store we were in, but they were playing that song, ever since, I just can’t seem to get it out of my freaking head. I woke up today with it in there. I guess I can’t complain.. waking up to Johnny Boy isn’t a bad way to wake up, eh?

2. Wondering who’s going to win in Florida tonight … John or Mitt. Speaking of Mitt, last night we saw Craig on Access Hollywood, and it kind of cracked us right up.

3. Stressing out about my creative writing class. Yes, I made the bad decision of signing up for a class with Karen and Kristan, and now I’m worried our strange teacher is going to ask me to read my homework to the class. NOT GONNA DO IT!

4. Remembering when we tried to get into the Cake concert during the SL Olympics. A Cake song just came on my Pandora station, and it immediately took me back to this crazy night we had during the Olympics. I LOVE how music can do that like nothing else.

5. Thinking about how much fun One if by Land, Two if by Sea was last night. I really don’t think I’d survive in this city without little gossip sessions at fun restaurants with my girls. Restaurant week just makes it that much better .. we get to eat at fancy shmancy places for cheap… HOLLA!

6. Feeling bad for women who feel like this all to be a size 0… NOT WORTH IT!!
Julianne Moore said recently, “I hate dieting. I hate having to do it to be the 'right' size. I'm hungry all the time...I think I'm a slender person, but the industry apparently doesn't. All actresses are hungry all the time, I think."

7. Getting excited to be done with my closet-sized room. That’s right, this weekend, the fort that is my room, will be no more.. I’m moving on to bigger and better things two rooms down.

8. Deciding where to go for a fun beach trip in April. Any cheap suggestions?

9. Regretting never seeing Celine Dion in Vegas. I’m pretty sure this thought crosses my mind at least once a week. Why didn’t I just go when I had the chance? I’m not sure I’ll ever get over this one.

10. Cracking up to this…

Sunday, January 27, 2008


On Friday night my dreams came true when I got to see this man on the IMAX in 3D.

I'm pretty sure this is what the IMAX was created for. I seriously felt like I was at the show. I was dancing around in my seat, and it was almost impossible to keep from singing along. Basically, it was amazing. I just wanted to reach out and grab Bono the whole time. HE'S SO FREAKIN SEXY. HE TURNS ME RIGHT ON. And we're so freakin' sexy in our 3D glasses.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

"Dirty South"

So.. we had to make use of the long weekend.. and what better way than a girls trip to the Dirty South? MM.. Hmm.. we headed right down to HotLanta, where Kristan's parents were nice enought to house us, feed us, drive us, and basically take care of us like good parents should!!

Surpisingly we made it out of their house of luxury to see a bit of the city...

The Aquarium

Coke World

The Varsity

But I think we had the best time playing Dance Dance, Guitar Hero, and watching chick flicks in the theatre -- Girls Weekend Perfection!! That's what I'm talkin'bout!! HOLLA!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

"Don't Drink, Don't Smoke"

Did anybody watch American Idol on Tuesday? We were kind of cracking up about the last girl that made it through to Hollywood. Can you guess why?

-- She’s from Mesa, Arizona
-- She’s a 24 year old nanny, and she loves it because she doesn’t have kids of her own yet, but feels so close to the babies she tends. They’re her best friends!!!
-- She’s 24 and has been married for 3 years
-- She’s never seen an R-rated movie, and her husband hasn’t either
-- She’s doesn’t smoke or drink
-- She dared Simon to challenge her morals
-- Randy said she was “pure”

Hmmm… Have you figured it out yet? She was about the most obvious Mormon I’ve ever seen. I’m always intrigued by the Mormons on reality TV. I kind of love them, and they kind of annoy me. (We all remember on SYTYCD when Benji cried about his girlfriend dear johnning him on his mission. That was a little embarrassing, and made me want to throw up, but I still loved it when he won.) Anyways, this girl seemed to do a pretty good job so I guess we’ll see how long she sticks around.

Did anybody else notice how bad Simon wants to kill himself/Paula/and the contestants? It’s pretty obvious he’s over this whole thing. I wonder how much longer the money will be worth it to him.

Friday, January 11, 2008

"Cyrano de Bergerac"

Last week Karen, Kristan, Bryndee, and I went to see Cyrano. It was a pretty good time.
Kevin Kline blew me away. He was pretty much amazing, and Jennifer Garner was pretty good. She kind of bothers me, but I have a soft spot for her ever since she dated my boy Neil on "Felicity." After the show we stayed after and waited for her to come out. She was super cute and nice to everybody. You gotta love that she can at least act nice to the normal people. Here are some paparazzi shots from the night.... HOLLA!

Friday, January 04, 2008

"Like Mike"

Turns out Obama and Huckafreak won tonight.

It's so strange to think that one night, in freaking Iowa, has such a major impact on the elections. While we were watching the coverage, I found myself really happy for Obama. Who knows what will happen in the next couple of weeks, but tonight was a good one for him. And I really like that man. He seems like a keeper.
As for Mike... He basically freaks me out, but it kind of cracked me up that he's actually in contention. Who knew... A poor, psycho, preacher, who's lost 100 pounds could actually be in it? It kind of makes me happy that the little guy has a chance. If he actually wins.. I'll be scared, but for now, I get a good laugh out of it. Oh wait, if he wins the nomination I think that'd be a good thing... that'd be basically handing it to the dems. Who knows, right?

Anyways... I'm just thankful for my Tivo so all of those annoying campaign advertisements don't ruin my shows for me. Here's to election season.. HOLLA!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

"Photo Booth"

The most recent family photo didn't stay current for very long. Introducing Unnamed Baby Harrison...
I love it when they looks like little aliens. Of course, he had to come two days after I left just so I missed him.